I look down to see Nadia visibly straining.
Me: "Nadia, are you doing poo-poo?"
Nadia: *thinking face* "Yes, Mommy"
Me: "Let's go do it in the potty! Come on!"
Nadia: *holding her hand out in a "talk to the hand" gesture* "No thank you, Mommy."
I wouldn't mind if they weren't so hot and steamy...